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MISS MAKEOVER: STRAP-ONS – Miss Plum, dicks and dickheads
Posted by: | Comments“I’ve got a new toy,” said Miss Plum, whose ample curves I’m very fond of. Not to mention her demure smile, her throaty laugh, and her humungous hooters.
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MISS MAKEOVER: STRAP-ONS – Miss Plum, dicks and dickheads
‘Ketamine! I think I found the clitoris of my brain!’ So said my friend Charlotte, an exotic dancer, escort girl, masseuse, militant sex worker and Wise Woman against the War. Incidentally, we don’t say ‘witch’ any more
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Miss Makeover ‘Ketamine! I think I found the clitoris of my brain!’ So said Charlotte, an exotic dancer, escort girl, masseuse, militant sex…
Miss Makeover: PHILIP LARKIN, BALD GIT SURROUNDED BY WEDLOCK JUNKIES
Posted by: | CommentsTime they made hetero sexuality legal, grumbled Eric Morecambe impersonator Philip Larkin, complaining about the legalisation of homosexuality. “But they have made it legal,” said one of the wedlock junkies he was embroiled with.
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Miss Makeover: PHILIP LARKIN, BALD GIT SURROUNDED BY WEDLOCK JUNKIES
Miss Makeover: “My boyfriend’s like that. It’s almost impossible to make him come.”
Posted by: | CommentsFOXY BOXING Have you ever tried to elicit sympathy for a badly sprained wrist? If you have you’ll know that you won’t get any. There’ll much ribaldry from so-called friends.
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Miss Makeover: “My boyfriend’s like that. It’s almost impossible to make him come.”
Miss Makeover: I LOVE YOU: HOW TO END A RELATIONSHIP WITH JUST THREE WORDS
Posted by: | CommentsSome clever dick said there would be less trouble in the world if we all stayed at home. I say ‘I love you’ is the problem. How many times have I heard it when I didn’t want to?
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Miss Makeover: I LOVE YOU: HOW TO END A RELATIONSHIP WITH JUST THREE WORDS
Miss Makeover:FETIQUETTE. MANNERS FOR MANIACS
Posted by: | CommentsFETIQUETTE. MANNERS FOR MANIACS by Miss Makeover Americans tend to think there are codes for everything. In the leather community a handkerchief in one pocket means sub, the other pocket means Dom.
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Miss Makeover:FETIQUETTE. MANNERS FOR MANIACS
Martin Amis: Breasts or Bottoms
Posted by: | CommentsMARTIN AMIS: BREASTS OR BOTTOMS? Apologies for returning to the Priss Prince once more but he was my husband’s favourite, also a stick he used to beat me
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Martin Amis: Breasts or Bottoms
In Praise of Rounder Women
Posted by: | CommentsIN PRAISE OF ROUNDER WOMEN My friend Miss Plum doesn’t care about her ample poundage. Well, she used to
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In Praise of Rounder Women
I picked my tawse up…
Posted by: | CommentsThis’ll make you tingle, you hard-arsed bitch.
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I picked my tawse up…